I have some thoughts on this widely-discussed story, about the bizarre animal roaming the Maryland suburbs. Go click it. There are pictures.
But before all you cryptozoologists wet your pants with glee, I'd like point out the following: not terribly long ago in Florida there was a rash of sightings of similar creatures ... which turned out to be, against all odds, mangy bears. Literally. Bears with mange. Baldy McBald, mayors of Baldsville. They look really weird. See?

I think it's very likely that the "hyote" of Maryland is probably a young bear with a nasty itch [edit: or possibly, as one alert reader suggested, a large red fox]. By the sounds of things, he/she's not dangerous ... but could probably use some help.
I don't know.
I've been wrong before, but it's worth a thought.
But before all you cryptozoologists wet your pants with glee, I'd like point out the following: not terribly long ago in Florida there was a rash of sightings of similar creatures ... which turned out to be, against all odds, mangy bears. Literally. Bears with mange. Baldy McBald, mayors of Baldsville. They look really weird. See?

I think it's very likely that the "hyote" of Maryland is probably a young bear with a nasty itch [edit: or possibly, as one alert reader suggested, a large red fox]. By the sounds of things, he/she's not dangerous ... but could probably use some help.
I don't know.
I've been wrong before, but it's worth a thought.
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