“Well hey everybody, I am officially on the road now. *MEOW!* *MEOW!* And it's, uh, well it's thrilling. *MEOW! MEOW! MEOW!!!* I've got the Doom Beast right here beside me and I see one little paw sticking out through the holes on this carrier *MEOOW! MEOW! MEOW!!!*. And she is *MEOW!* howling *MEEOOOOW!!*. Yes, howling. *MEOW!* As I dare say she will continue to do *MEOW!!* for the next three and a half *MEOW!!* days. *MEOW!!* So hooray.
At any rate *MEOW!* I left Litchfield, Kentucky about 20-25 minutes ago *MEOW!* and I'm on my way out west. *MEOW!* And hopefully I'll arrive with one intact pussy-cat *MEOW!* provided I don't *MEOW!* snap and strap her to the roof between here and there. *meow*
Well, I'm going to log off now because I don't like being on the cell phone while I'm on the road, and we'll see if Spainy-cat has a few final words. *MEOW!*
How's it going kitty?
How do you feel about being in the car?
Right, you on record for that?
And now you know what I'm dealing with *MROWL!!* for the next three and *MEOW!!* a half days or so. *MROWL!*
Well have a good day everyone, and I shall now concentrate on driving. Good bye.”