15 August 2007 @ 06:04 pm
I made you a pie, but I eated it  
Today I learned that our local QFC now stocks Nellie and Joe's Famous Key West Lime Juice. There was much rejoicing! And now, there is pie.

I won't buy key lime pie in a restaurant or grocery store for two reasons: (1). commercial key lime pies are almost never made with proper key limes -- usually it's just regular limes, which are NOT the same thing, and (2). I ain't paying $5 a slice for pie I can make for next to nothing at home. For about five bucks I can make almost that many pies, which is sort of the point. It's Florida soul food -- that is, poor-people food. There's no good reason to pay fat cash dollars for it.

Here's all you need:

1. 3 egg yolks
2. One 14-ounce can of sweetened condensed milk
3. 1/2 a cup of key lime juice*
4. Graham cracker crust (I buy mine premade, because I'm lazy.)

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Blend egg yolks, milk, and juice until smooth.

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Dump the mixture into a pie crust.

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Bake at 350 degrees for about 15 minutes.
Chill it in the fridge.
Cut it up and eat it.

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If you are more patient than I am, and if you wait more than 45 minutes while the pie chills in the fridge, then it won't be as runny in the middle as this particular slice seems to indicate.

Happy nomming!



* I use a tiny bit more, because I like mine good and tart.

 
 
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Jennifer[info]gaaneden on August 16th, 2007 01:17 am (UTC)
That sounds and looks yummy! Not to mention pretty easy.
Addison and Steele are Pining for the Fjords[info]cmpriest on August 16th, 2007 01:18 am (UTC)
It is super easy, I promise. I am super-crappy cook, and I can do this in no time flat. Remind me sometime and I'll make you one before you come over. I've got plenty of juice!
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Lisa Mantchev: Amelie[info]lisamantchev on August 16th, 2007 01:19 am (UTC)
I just drooled on the desk!
Addison and Steele are Pining for the Fjords[info]cmpriest on August 16th, 2007 01:20 am (UTC)
** hands you a napkin **
Some people play tennis, I erode the human soul: laughing gull[info]firni on August 16th, 2007 01:20 am (UTC)
They sell it at Safeway, too. I was quite pleased when I got back from Key West and discovered I wouldn't have to have that stuff special-ordered.

I saw a recipe that didn't require baking and couldn't figure out how you'd avoid getting ill when eating it.
Addison and Steele are Pining for the Fjords[info]cmpriest on August 16th, 2007 01:24 am (UTC)
Ew. No bake pie? Well, I guess you could get a plain no-bake cheesecake and dump in a half cup of juice. That might actually be pretty good. [info]moriarty6 made a really great Irish Cream cheesecake that way, once.
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Rose Fox[info]rosefox on August 16th, 2007 01:20 am (UTC)
[info]rosefox: Now I want key lime pie.
[info]sinboy: You cannot has key lime pie.
[info]rosefox: Why cannot I has key lime pie?
[info]sinboy: I maded you a pie... but it was an internetz pie! Bitchez be stealin' my pie bucket!

Addison and Steele are Pining for the Fjords[info]cmpriest on August 16th, 2007 01:24 am (UTC)
Aw. Now am filled with woe for j00. no piez! It is to be sad.
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The Scary Old Cat Lady[info]catgoddess on August 16th, 2007 01:39 am (UTC)
Hmmmmm.....I'll have to try it :)
Dini[info]damedini on August 16th, 2007 01:49 am (UTC)
I used to use that exact lime juice and recipe, but I can't get key lime juice around here. My grandma used to make this pie, and we ate it at the Kapok Tree Inn in Fla.
Addison and Steele are Pining for the Fjords[info]cmpriest on August 16th, 2007 05:26 am (UTC)
:)

My mom used to make it when I was a kid, once in awhile. (In Florida)
jsjackso[info]jsjackso on August 16th, 2007 02:15 am (UTC)
Just like my dad makes 'em :) Hmmm, I may have to make myself one soon; they DO have that key lime juice at the local HT...
Addison and Steele are Pining for the Fjords[info]cmpriest on August 16th, 2007 05:26 am (UTC)
Well then! Hie thee hence!
'Rin: Misc - George Takei Sex[info]rintheamazing on August 16th, 2007 02:20 am (UTC)
I want this. I'm not sure if they have key lime juice at my grocery store, but I'm pretty sure I saw bags of actual key limes. May have to try this soonish.
Somewhat Bent: Apple Pie[info]ladyallyn on August 16th, 2007 02:48 am (UTC)
There's a fruit stand down by the VA hospital (Seattle) that usually has 3# bags of key limes for a buck. I have them in the freezer to be halved and used in lieu of ice cubes.
Addison and Steele are Pining for the Fjords[info]cmpriest on August 16th, 2007 05:27 am (UTC)
Oooh -- that's a good idea, too :)
contents under pressure / handle with care: food - limes[info]graphxgrrl on August 16th, 2007 02:52 am (UTC)
I vouch for the TASTY!
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang)[info]misshallelujah on August 16th, 2007 02:57 am (UTC)
Wow. You're right. it seems... absurdly easy to make. ♥
Addison and Steele are Pining for the Fjords[info]cmpriest on August 16th, 2007 05:27 am (UTC)
It is stupid easy, yes. I rarely cook, and am highly lazy. I still make this pie all the time during the summers -- or at least, I do when I can find the juice.
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Kevin Machate[info]machate on August 16th, 2007 04:16 am (UTC)
Orgasmic!

Can I just say how much I F'in LOVE KEY LIME PIE!!

To the point where I'll even eat that crappy restaurant stuff....
carisgirl[info]carisgirl on August 16th, 2007 04:30 am (UTC)
Now
carisgirl[info]carisgirl on August 16th, 2007 04:32 am (UTC)
What I MEANT to say above was..

I am gettin out of my chair and heading to the store to get the ingredients for that there pie! Must...have....it....NOW!
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野生キス[info]wyldkyss on August 16th, 2007 04:49 am (UTC)
I'm putting this in my memories.

I had NO IDEA it could be so easy.

(Oreo crust is better tho!!)
Addison and Steele are Pining for the Fjords[info]cmpriest on August 16th, 2007 05:27 am (UTC)
Yeah. It's crazy simple :)
maryrobinette[info]maryrobinette on August 16th, 2007 04:49 am (UTC)
Your timing is excellent. I just bought a bag of Key Limes at Trader Joe's and was yearning for a pie. All I lacked was the recipe. Huzzah!
Addison and Steele are Pining for the Fjords[info]cmpriest on August 16th, 2007 05:28 am (UTC)
Serendipity, huzzah!
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This is heaven to no one else but me[info]thegryph on August 16th, 2007 08:08 am (UTC)
If you want to, you can even whip the leftover egg whites with a little sugar into meringue and stick it on top.

It's been a while since I've made key lime pie... I ought to do that next week.
Sister Spikey Mace of Love and Mercy[info]waimeawahine on August 16th, 2007 08:23 am (UTC)
Thanks for the recipe. I generally buy desserts because I don't like baking, but I love key lime pie and can't get it out my way.
JKT Skinner: cooking/baking[info]rethought on August 16th, 2007 09:04 am (UTC)
Oh.
I miss Cool Whip.

I had no idea it was that easy to make key lime pie.
I know for sure there will be no key limes/juice to be had here, but I'll try it next time I'm stateside.
desperance[info]desperance on August 16th, 2007 09:33 am (UTC)
Okay, here's an impossible question, just to stretch you: what is the difference, flavour-wise, between limes and key limes? (Not sure I've ever seen a key lime here in the UK, but then I wouldn't know one if I saw one, frankly...)
Addison and Steele are Pining for the Fjords[info]cmpriest on August 16th, 2007 04:19 pm (UTC)
Not impossible at all! In fact, in this particular instance, wikipedia is pretty much on the money. They've basically just got a lot more flavor, and it's stronger. :)
Richelle Mead: UK SB Cover[info]blue_succubus on August 16th, 2007 10:59 am (UTC)
Cherie, why have some of us not been invited over for said pie?

Just sayin'.
Addison and Steele are Pining for the Fjords[info]cmpriest on August 16th, 2007 04:16 pm (UTC)
QFC was loser-like and didn't carry the juice until now. But if you seriously want one (and feel like toting it around) I'd be happy to bring you one tomorrow night. I've got all the stuff sitting right here ...
Livia Llewellyn: Jersey Devil Girl[info]livia_llewellyn on August 16th, 2007 01:15 pm (UTC)
YOU ARE EVIL! EVIL, I SAYS! E.V.I.L.!!1!one

::breaks diet, runs to store::
Empress of Elvis [Costello] Impersonators: delusional truth[info]ms_violet on August 16th, 2007 01:31 pm (UTC)
Once again, Cherie saves my life. There will be PIE THIS WEEKEND!
JAK,  the Nailgun of Loving Kindness[info]razorjak on August 16th, 2007 01:48 pm (UTC)
Heh, I conned my folks to bring me home a few bottles of that everytime they come back home from wintering at their lil hasienda near Captiva Island.

I still have a bottle left. Methinks I should make pie.
Meesh[info]thetypogoddess on August 16th, 2007 01:49 pm (UTC)
This post is like a mindcontrol device. I'm now going to go to the store, find key lime juice, and make a damned pie.

Mmmmm.
classicly ironic[info]redaryl on August 16th, 2007 03:20 pm (UTC)
I love key lime pie and I haven't made any lately.. need to rectify that. ;)